Saturday, October 27, 2007

Two more wacked blogs

Two more delightfully wacked blogs: (that's a compliment) Adam Gorightly’s Untamed Dimensions (he’s very kindly linked to Mating Hedgehogs, thanks Adam!) and Princess Sparkle Pony. They're weird, wonderful, and it's always good to see that there are others out there who appear to be as off the edge of the paper as I am.

The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks

I found a new blog: The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks Very funny, as well as providing a useful service. I know, I know, a lot of people get highly annoyed at what they call grammar nazis, but I say tough. Or, make that "tough."

Other things that annoy me: your and you're. Come on, we're not all that damn ignorant, are we? I've seen the misuse of your printed on signs! And get that glassy eyed stare when I've pointed it out. I might as well have been talking about flying saucers, from the look of dazed unawareness on their faces.

For the future: your is possessive, you're is used like this: You are ignorant of the proper uses of your and you're.

While I'm on this rant, stop using like. I have to stop using like, and I'm 53 goddamn years old. Bad habits are easy to pick up and harder to break. I realize this is a pointless plea since humans in this culture have been abusing the language for a long time now. But please, try. You didn't "go to the store, and I was like, amazed because like, they had all these great sales that were, like, really awesome!" Okay, were they like awesome, and were you like amazed, or were you amazed, and were the sales awesome? Ah, never mind.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Review of Review of Makow's Cruel Hoax

See, I’ve been telling you all; Makow is not the only one who’s nuts; he has his fans. Just read the comments on his website. More bizarre, is that he has female fans as well as male fans.

Gregory M. Zeigler likes Makow so much he reviewed Makow’s book Cruel Hoax. He concurs with Makow’s belief that the “so-called” feminist movement had a specific and evil agenda:
First, contrary to its professed nature, the so-called feminist movement is anything but a grassroots, liberal, spontaneous Zeitgeist. Quite to the contrary, Makow traces its origins to a long-term plan by very elite banking interests to destroy the family as part of a grand goal of remaking a world social environment more conducive to absolute, despotic control. Second, Makow arrays a battery of facts to show that the so-called feminist movement is to the disadvantage of men, women, and children... but above all to the detriment of women, thus making it the Cruel Hoax.

Makow’s book is arranged in “chunks” easy to read, with sections such as: Feminism, Communism, and the NWO. (I love that juxtaposition) and How Heterosexuality Works. Hmm, that last one sounds intriguing, maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.

Zeigler buys into Makow’s world view, agreeing with Makow that “men want power, women want love and security.” Men can’t function (ahem) if women get all uppity and stuff. Which then means men can’t contribute to family or society, and the world goes to hell in a handcart.

Makow, according to Zeigler, doesn't “have sympathy for the promotion of homosexuality” and yet, (allegedly) he has homosexual friends. Uh huh.

Ziegler addresses the issue of Makow’s anti-Semitism. Er, alleged anti-Semitism:
Makow has come under attack on the internet as an anti-semite or self-hating Jew. These attacks have been matched by attacks from demonstrably anti-semitic websites vilifying Makow as a sly defender of Jews for his constant reference to Illuminati rather than Jews as the architects of modern feminism and communism. Attacked from both sides, Makow has tried to assign blame where appropriate, but to refrain from casting aspersions on innocent people of all persuasions.

Whatever dahling. Ziegler insists Makow is a “true Torah Jew,” -- fergit about it.
Makow is bitterly opposed to the worship of the sex-goddess Astarte, or Ishtar. His God, to whom he freely refers, is a loving patriarchal God,

No surprise there.
Oy, and yes sweetie, I found it on Rense.com!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Chupacabra slow motion Part 2

Entertaining, but clearly made up. Good made up, but made up. (In fact, "chupie" seems to be a guy with a moustache!)

Mango!



Mango, one of my cats. I love this guy. He is one smart funny quirky little cat dude.
I named him Mango because of his personality, after the character Mango from SNL. That character was very much a drama queen, hot one minute, cold the next. Mango the cat came to us from a few houses down; the bastards just upped and moved and left him behind. One of our cats brought him home. That was three years ago and now Mango is just such a joy. Five cats, way too many, and I won't do it again, but I'm glad we took him in and kept him, even though it meant being officially crowned "the crazy cat lady down the street."

Friday, October 19, 2007

Hello I Must Be Going . . . Bush Quotes



Hello I Must Be Going . . .

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."

"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!

The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."




Bush: Paranoid or Proactive?

America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

I believe the most solemn duty of the American president is to protect the American people. If America shows uncertainty and weakness in this decade, the world will drift toward tragedy. This will not happen on my watch.


Put Up Yer Dukes

Bring them on.


Visiting The Nile
"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties."

I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."


Dictator Bush
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

I believe in the transformational power of liberty. I believe that the free Iraq is in this nation's interests. I believe a free Afghanistan is in this nation's interest.

I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."


Theocracy Rules Bush:
The momentum of freedom in our world is unmistakable - and it is not carried forward by our power alone. We can trust in that greater power Who guides the unfolding of the years. And in all that is to come, we can know that His purposes are just and true.

I believe God wants me to be president."

"God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East."


Conflicted Topsy Turvy Bush:
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

Save the Children
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.


No Child Left Behind, Cuz Edukashun’s Importint:
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.



Bush in Space:

We will build new ships to carry man forward into the universe, to gain a new foothold on the moon and to prepare for new journeys to the worlds beyond our own.

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

For NASA, space is still a high priority
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The Mind Control President:
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

Thursday, October 18, 2007

“Vacuum Screamer” Invention, I Guess You’d Call It. . .

Sexually frustrated woman invents a new way to use your vacuum cleaner.
She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
Okay then!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

Masked Terra Cotta Figures

Eco activist masks the terra cotta figures in the museum. Museum not pleased.

Deer Crashes School

A deer crashes through a 5th grade classroom.

It’s Hard Being Right All the Time

Saw the headline: “The Satanic Cult That Rules the World” and immediately thought “Makow.” As sure as I’ll never be a professional ballerina, Makow wrote this drivel. And yes, in case you’re wondering, I found it on Rense.com.

Now let’s see; just who is in, and/or behind, this “Satanic” cult? Wowsza, he didn’t waste any time at all!

You see, we don’t know -- and this includes those Jews, those of us who are duped -- that we’re duped. But we are being led to evil in gentle ways:
That is their tactic. They don't advocate a Satanic kingdom. They gently steer you that way by questioning the existence of God, by demanding "sexual liberation," "independence" for women, "internationalism," "diversity" and "religious tolerance."
Yes, non-belief in a Christian god, being responsible for your own sexuality, believing women have rights like, oh, say, voting, and knowing that others often have different religious beliefs than yours, and acknowledging their right to do so, are not goodly, kindly things. Don’t be fooled: they’re Satanic.

Your only hope is to become a Christian misogynistic homophobic anti-Semitic dictator, and you’re saved. The rest of us are clearly doomed.

http://www.rense.com/general78/stnic.htm

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Understand Your Mother Breath Spray


With this spray, you can talk to your mother and she'll understand you. Or you'll understand her. Either way. Someone at work showed this to me today; I fell over laughing. She said she bought it back east, but I found a place on-line where it can be ordered.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Ye gods, I found another ranting frothing at the mouth anti-Semitic blog. This one’s called “Jewish Racsim” and yep, you win, I found the link on Rense.com!

Here's an example from one of his posts, this one titled "Poland, Russia and the Ukraine Should Pass Resolutions Recognizing the Jewish Genocides of Slavs"
We now have a memorial to the victims of Communism. Poland, Russia and the Ukraine should pass specific resolutions recognizing the fact that World Jewry under the direction of the Jewish bankers committed a prolonged series of genocides against Slavic peoples.

Sigh.
http://jewishracism.blogspot.com/2007/10/jewry-blame-armenians-and-democrats-for.html

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Spy Bugs


Spy bugs. Little flitting metallic, circuited “insects” that are sent by Homeland Security, the New World Order, the Bush Cheney regime, Dr. Evils, the Reptilians -- take your pick -- to spy on us.

From it "innocent" inception in toy form, to the real thing.


From this article on the spy bugs:
I'd never seen anything like it in my life," the Washington lawyer said. "They were large for dragonflies. I thought, 'Is that mechanical, or is that alive?' "

That is just one of the questions hovering over a handful of similar sightings at political events in Washington and New York. Some suspect the insect like drones are high-tech surveillance tools, perhaps deployed by the Department of Homeland Security.


I like that: “perhaps deployed by the Department of Homeland Security.” Truth is no ones talking:
No agency admits to having deployed insect-size spy drones. But a number of U.S. government and private entities acknowledge they are trying. Some federally funded teams are even growing live insects with computer chips in them, with the goal of mounting spyware on their bodies and controlling their flight muscles remotely.

Not surprisingly, “experts” deny such a thing is likely to exist right now, and the Defense Department blithely comments:
"If you find something, let me know," said Gary Anderson of the Defense Department's Rapid Reaction Technology Office.

To balance things out, and in a terrific example of understatement:
"America can be pretty sneaky," said Tom Ehrhard, a retired Air Force colonel and expert in unmanned aerial vehicles

Not surprisingly, the following have remained mum:
The Office of the Director of National Intelligence, the Department of Homeland Security and the Secret Service also declined to discuss the topic.

In discussing the engineering in making these things, the following struck me as pretty funny, in a oh jesus fucking christ it’s the end of the world the reptilians won kind of way:
"They can get eaten by a bird, they can get caught in a spider web," said Fearing of Berkeley. "No matter how smart you are -- you can put a Pentium in there -- if a bird comes at you at 30 miles per hour there's nothing you can do about it."

Protesters might even nab one with a net -- one of many reasons why Ehrhard, the former Air Force colonel, and other experts said they doubted that the hovering bugs spotted in Washington were spies.

In one of those surreal moments of topsy turvy cognitive dissonance, where black is white and day is night, those moments that appear more and more frequently these days, the spy bugs aren’t just denied, our very intelligence is mocked:
They probably saw dragonflies, said Jerry Louton, an entomologist at the National Museum of Natural History. Washington is home to some large, spectacularly adorned dragonflies that "can knock your socks off," he said.

Yes, and mating hedgehogs create crop circles and UFOs are swamp gas.

To be fair, this doesn’t explain everything. After all (in another comment that cracked me up) “Dragonflies don’t fly in a pack,” and some robot insects were seen with weird berry like things on them. So if you see a weird, larger than usual dragonfly with berries on its ass, flying in a pack, beware.You're being spied on.

Notes:
Dragonfly or Insect Spy? Scientists at Work on Robobugs, Rick Weiss, Washington Post
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/08/AR2007100801434.html


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/08/AR2007100801434.html

Friday, October 12, 2007

Henry Makow Ponders: Do Jews Control the World?

You have got to be kidding me. The question and title is too over the top, even for Mad Makow. Well, apparently it isn’t over the top, since he’s serious. The title is Do Jews Control the World?”

Makow (a Jew by the way -- yeah, I know. . .) sees evil twisted Jews everywhere. His paranoia is fascinating; which has me wondering about the nature of bigots like Makow. Paranoia seems to be a large part of being a bigoted idiot.

Makow refers to Daniel Finkelstein’s response to Richard Dawkins recent comment that “Israel controls American foreign policy” as an “outburst.” This is what Finkelstein said:
"So Dawkins, a liberal hero, believes, er, that Jews control world power." Finkelstein sighed. "And, judging from the Guardian, it is now a part of mainstream debate to say so. Perhaps you think I am over-reacting, but I am a little bit frightened. All I can manage is, Oh My God."

Makow calls this an “outburst” which is a way of marginalizing Finkelstein’s remarks. Makow also said that, of Finkelstein’s choosing to comment, Finkelstein heard “Nazi storm troopers banging on his door.”
Another way of marginalizing.

Makow assures us he isn’t anti-Semitic, partly because he doesn’t mean all Jews when he goes off. He only means some Jews:
I object to the term "the Jews" when obviously we are talking about very rich and powerful Jews who have intermarried with rich and powerful Gentiles. Sid the tailor does not control the world. I do not control the world.

We are talking about rich Jews who most other Jews wouldn't even recognize: they are Freemasons. They worship Lucifer and think God is evil.

Henry, dahling, I’m a little confused. So if a Jew is rich, he or she is a Lucifer loving, God hating Freemason?

Makow admits his own Jewishness:
I represent that silent majority of average Jews, who have assimilated, and support the national interest.

By “assimilated” he means anti-Semitic, neo-con, right wing, misogynist,homophobic, paranoid Christian Jews.
Besides the paranoia that seems to be a major characteristic in the pathological, there’s the trait of blaming the particular race, ethnic group, gender, etc. being attacked. Makow blames the Jews for anti-Semitism (he’s done this before) this time, he puts the blame on the rich Jews in Europe:
Anti-Semitism never made any headway in Europe in the Nineteenth and early Twentieth Century until rich Jews decided to sponsor it. There is no way Hitler would have come to power without the backing of world finance.


Believe it or not, I’m really a very simple gal. For example, when I think of anti-Semitism, I think “Jew hater.” (to varying degrees.) Apparently that’s not what anti-Semitism is. Makow explains:
Anti-Semitism might be called anti-imperialism. At heart, it is opposition to the plan of the central bankers, based in the City of London, to "gradually absorb the wealth of the world" and establish a masked "world government" dictatorship.

This involves stupefying and degrading society through faux education, porn and violence; and bankrupting and brutalizing us through war, pandemics and domestic repression. . .

The bankers place cooperative Jews in positions of control. The stigma attached to anti-Semitism is a form of mind control used to immunize their agents and their agenda against criticism. The Holocaust is callously used for this purpose.

In 2004, I wrote: "Anti-Semitism is not an irrational hatred or sickness in the Gentile soul, as Jews imagine. It is a healthy defense mechanism of mainly Christian and Moslem nations, cultures, races and religions that are threatened by a gradual and insidious process of extinction (i.e. world government.)"

If anti-Semitism is opposition to the world banker agenda, rather than to all Jews heedless of their role, then I see anti-Semitism as a healthy sign.

If we think of anti-Semitism in terms of opposition to the bankers' political and cultural policy rather than to a race, it can be justified. The key is to distinguish between Jews who advance the New World Order and those who do not.

That last part really makes me uneasy: “between Jews who advance the New World Order and those who do not.” It sounds suspiciously like “you’re either with us or the terrorists,” or, “only real patriots believe . . .” that kind of thing.

He concludes with:
Its not Jews nor Gentiles but Satanists who control the world.

Okay, but didn’t he say that rich Jews who “follow the New World Order” are . . .oh, I get it. Jews are Satanists. Der.

Yes, I found this on the Jeff Rense website, and yes, it’s easy to make fun and mock, but it does send a chill down my spine when I read the comments on Makow’s website. There are actually people -- men and women -- who believe this crap.

Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter’s at it again, this time it’s Jews. She also threw in something about “mixed race couples” having chips on their shoulders. How does Coulter know this? Because the TV show Seinfeld had an episode where the character Elaine dated someone of another race just to tick people off. People, Coulter referred to a sitcom from over ten years ago to make a point about race and racism in America today! You also have to love the irony of Coulter using Seinfeld, created by and starring a Jew, as her example.

Anyway, she moves on to the Jews:
DEUTSCH: That isn't what I said, but you said I should not -- we should just throw Judaism away and we should all be Christians, then, or --

COULTER: Yeah.

DEUTSCH: Really?

COULTER: Well, it's a lot easier. It's kind of a fast track.

DEUTSCH: Really?

COULTER: Yeah. You have to obey.

DEUTSCH: You can't possibly believe that.

COULTER: Yes.

DEUTSCH: You can't possibly -- you're too educated, you can't -- you're like my friend in --

COULTER: Do you know what Christianity is? We believe your religion, but you have to obey.

DEUTSCH: No, no, no, but I mean --

COULTER: We have the fast-track program.

DEUTSCH: Why don't I put you with the head of Iran? I mean, come on. You can't believe that.

COULTER: The head of Iran is not a Christian.

DEUTSCH: No, but in fact, "Let's wipe Israel" --

COULTER: I don't know if you've been paying attention.

DEUTSCH: "Let's wipe Israel off the earth." I mean, what, no Jews?

COULTER: No, we think -- we just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

DEUTSCH: Wow, you didn't really say that, did you?

COULTER: Yes. That is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws. We know we're all sinners --

DEUTSCH: In my old days, I would have argued -- when you say something absurd like that, there's no --

COULTER: What's absurd?

DEUTSCH: Jews are going to be perfected. I'm going to go off and try to perfect myself --

COULTER: Well, that's what the New Testament says.

DEUTSCH: Ann Coulter, author of If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, and if Ann Coulter had any brains, she would not say Jews need to be perfected. I'm offended by that personally. And we'll have more Big Idea when we come back.

[...]

DEUTSCH: Welcome back to The Big Idea. During the break, Ann said she wanted to explain her last comment. So I'm going to give her a chance. So you don't think that was offensive?

COULTER: No. I'm sorry. It is not intended to be. I don't think you should take it that way, but that is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews. We believe the Old Testament. As you know from the Old Testament, God was constantly getting fed up with humans for not being able to, you know, live up to all the laws. What Christians believe -- this is just a statement of what the New Testament is -- is that that's why Christ came and died for our sins. Christians believe the Old Testament. You don't believe our testament.

DEUTSCH: You said -- your exact words were, "Jews need to be perfected." Those are the words out of your mouth.

COULTER: No, I'm saying that's what a Christian is.

DEUTSCH: But that's what you said -- don't you see how hateful, how anti-Semitic --

COULTER: No!

DEUTSCH: How do you not see? You're an educated woman. How do you not see that?

COULTER: That isn't hateful at all.

DEUTSCH: But that's even a scarier thought.

Exactly so, Mr. Deutsch. It is “even a scarier thought” that Coulter doesn’t get that it’s hateful and anti-Semitic.

I want to parse this a little bit. What the hell does this woman mean when she says "We believe your religion?" Lousy grammar aside, what does that mean? If she does "believe our (your) religion" then what's the problem? Why would she want to believe a religion that's not "perfected?" I want my psychos to make some sense when they rant, damnit.

As to her insistence Christians "have to obey" I believe that's incorrect, dear. Jews (practicing ones, which by the way she doesn't seem to get that being Jewish isn't only about the religion) are mandated by G-d to obey. Follow the law (s) -- religious laws. That's what it's about. Christians however, it isn't about obeying. It's about belief. Accept, belief, preach it out. Sin all you like, as long as you believe and ask for forgiveness you have a pass.

Sources
Ann Coulter on CNBC Show: Jews Need 'Perfecting'
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003657196

Ada Calhoun Reports (News bloggers)
http://news.aol.com/newsbloggers/2007/10/11/ann-coulter-says-jews-need-perfecting/

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Right brain/left brain

Saw this link on The Daily Grail: right brain or left brain. Yep, I'm right brain. Not surprising. Tried hard to change direction but couldn't do it.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

FATE Magazine

I love vintage cover art of all genres. UFOs, sci-fi, and monster stuff no exception. As with all genres, women sexily displayed, usually in distress - or its opposite, the woman as cruel, evil dominatrix type -- a standard image. FATE in its early days was no exception. Here are some vintage FATE magazine covers depicting females as victims of monsters, flying saucers and aliens.

FATE magazine has been around since 1948 and is still going. I’ve been a fan for years. Everything about it is perfect; from the small size to the cover art.

This reminds me a little of Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch; that famous scene where she's standing over the grate. Maybe they had that in mind. The woman here looks a lot more breezy and carefree than possessed.

This is like a romance novel. Passion and the Paranormal!

Pin-op girls of the Nile!

Exotic stirrings among the anomalous. (that's anomalous, not amorous.)

Cartoon Network: Bohemian Grove

Bohemian Grove Human Sacrifice Ritual To Appear On Cartoon Network The Occult Rituals of the Global Elite Will Appear on the Cartoon Network this Sunday Night. From the Outlaw News blog. Good point he makes about "gradualization process."

Of course, in typical surreal juxtaposition, the blog seems to be another paranoid anti-Semitic "the jews are coming" site. Sigh.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Be a Sunbeam for Jesus

Speaking of Satan, Lil' Marcy sang about the joys of Jesus to children decades back. I found the link on Debris Field, who found it on Adam Gorightly's blog.