Sunday, April 29, 2007

Randy Hedgehogs

Well, that's not fair or accurate. Remember the debunkere theory regarding crop circles? That it's mating hedgehogs, and not ET, etc. that made the circles? Well, apparently when hedgehogs aren't up to making elaborate designs in crops, they're the love slaves of Ukrainian farmers.

Okay, enough. Not funny, and the poor bastard (the farmer, not the hedgehog, although the poor thing's obviously a poor bastard as well) was so horny he had to abuse a hedgehog. He got what he deserved. And, uh, couldn't he find a cow or something?

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